dream moodz

mood: fun

Was by a pool with a friend and Christina Auguilera. A group of thuggish looking guys was watching us from the other side of the pool. I had an idea. I asked Christina if she had a bikini I could borrow. She pulled out a giant box of swimsuits. She said to go ahead and take one cus she couldn’t wear them anymore and pointed to her now giant boobs. I found a blue one with white embroidery that I recognized from a music video and put on the top. I grabbed the 90’s boy short bottoms and ran to the restroom to put them on. 

mood: scared

Was outside a friend’s ranch style home. I was with Laura and my friend Patrick. We were on the road trying to get to the driveway and having a hard time because the road was covered with ice and snow and kept slipping. I got to the edge of the driveway but Pat slipped out further into the road. A black sports car came flying past us and then an ambulance came from the opposite direction, swerved to not hit the car and ran over Pat. I was in total shock as Pat stood up and limped back over to the driveway. I told him to lay down and tried to comfort him. I didn’t know what to do next. 

mood: anxious

Was walking to a dining hall with some friends to get some food. As we were walking to the building, my friend Paris scared me by popping out of a water fountain that looked like a giant noodle. He started to swim back and forth under water faster and faster. I was so afraid that he was not going to come up for air that I had to walk away. We got to the cafeteria and the table we sat at had a tree by it. Leaves kept getting in my hair. 

mood: model

Was at a fancy department store and they were having a runway show. I was walking down a long hallway passing models and people running the show to get where I wanted to go. I got to a security guard. “You need to eat a sandwich,” he said to me. “What!?” I said and assured him that I had eaten a full meal that day and furthermore was not skinny enough to need anyone to say that to me. 

mood: safe

Was hanging out with a little person I knew. He had a girlfriend but always joked around with me that we would make a great couple. We were hanging out in a really futuristic place like the set of the movie TOYS. I saw him leave the group of people we were with and I followed him. I snuck up behind him and gave him a hug from behind. “Is this Sara?” he said. “Yeah, just me,” I said. 

mood: funny

Was in my parent’s old farmhouse and it needed to be cleaned. I started to work in the upstairs bedroom with my friend John. I wet a rag and started wipe down the walls. There was dust and spiders everywhere. John was cleaning the window and started to push it out so far he fell out with the window. I grabbed his leg and pulled him back in but the window crashed below glass shattering everywhere. I met back up with my family downstairs. My sister remarked that our Aunt Diane had told her to be careful of all the things she could find in her vagina. My sister said, “Well, I’ll just go running or do some push ups or something!” I fell over laughing. 

mood: deal

Was driving across Michigan in my black honda civic. A friend was driving and I was in the back seat with a baby. The baby was fussy so I was out of my seatbelt sitting on the space behind the drivers seat talking to the baby. I saw a cop van flash it’s lights and I told the driver we were being pulled over. We all got out of the car. One of the cops was a woman and dressed in a leather bra and short set. She told me I had a really nice car and asked if she could buy it. “How much would you pay?” I asked. “Oh, I would give you $13,000 for it.” I knew that was a really good deal cus I had paid 10,000 when I bought it and it would be great to have some extra cash. But I also realized then I would have to go back to California with no car. “Follow me back to the precinct and we’ll work something out,” she said. I figured she could probably pay me in cashiers check. 

mood: clear

Was with my family celebrating my birthday. We were on vacation and decided to ride a waterslide at the resort. The slide was set up so four people in a row rode together then at the top of the ride we were dumped out of our seats and switched order and rode back down. After riding a couple times, I sat on the ride platform with my brother and sister. We saw beneath us was all water. Most of the water was murky lake water. Other sections were clear and had a pool bottom to them. We saw two boys scuba diving around the pool sections. We decided we wanted to scuba dive, too. 

mood: coors light

Was in a fast food restaurant with some friends. My boss was in the corner emptying a coors light into a fish tank. He said it was good for the fish. I turned around and saw a woman with two puppies in her giant purse. She also had a dead rabbit. She started to pull apart pieces of the rabbit meat to feed to the dogs. I was pretty upset but decided not to say anything. 

mood: STAMOS

Was in my dorm room waiting for my appointment to see the academic counselor. As I walked to the building I saw swarms of what I thought were locusts in the air far away. I got up to the line for counseling sessions and there was five people in wheel chairs before me. After waiting a while, I was next and walked up to the desk. I found my picture next to my appointment time and was shocked to see part of my nipple showing. I thought I better just get this over with. I turned to the corner and saw John Stamos was a counselor and sitting behind a desk waiting for me.